ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
There comes a time in the life of the middle-aged American male where he has bought everything. You name it, I paid for it. Go ahead, try – skis, houses, cars, air hockey set, pinball machine, dolls, sporting goods, underwear, hammock, lawn furniture, cheese log, diamond ring, pet toys, coupons for a massage. Now what I really for Christmas, I can’t have.
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