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Yes That Was Me on Fox TV |
Seacoast History Blog #136
June 1, 2012
Publicity is publicity, right? So I agreed to appear as the local history dude on Boston Fox25 TV. Each Friday in season they run a live Good Morning America-style show called a “Zip Trip.” The crew zips into town early, does a lot of advance work, shoots some B-roll of a scenic town. Then they broadcast live from a popular location for a few hours in the morning, cutting back to the bad news in the studio while offering an uplifting peek at a weekend tourist haven. I got the request via email to show up at 6am. I haven’t been up at that time in the morning since high school. I’m a night writer. But hey, I’ll take a bullet for Portsmouth anytime. (Continued below)
I get my news from Google and PBS, but Boston Fox 25 is an impressive set-up. In an era when broadcast and newspaper journalism are waning, these guys have all the toys. There was one big truck with lots of wires protruding and another truck with a massive corkscrew antenna. They had set up a series of tents on the quiet campus of Strawbery Banke across from an even quieter Prescott Park on the PIscataqua River. The museum isn’t open until 10am, so it was mostly people walking their dogs and joggers. Someone brought a big white goat. I never figured out why.

A last minute email said I could show up at 6:55am and the show would last until 10am. I got greeted and introduced to a very busy producer, who told me I was on at 7:15 and would be off 15 minutes later. I would be subjected to a trivia quiz and ,no, they would not give me the questions in advance. The questions were supposed to be softballs, just funny stuff, but there was always the possibility that, punchdrunk from lack of sleep, I might get the chance to humiliate myself before tens of thousands of New Englanders heading to work.



I wandered over to a Dunkin’ Donuts tent where some guy or girl dressed as a cup of iced coffee was doing a happy dance. I don’t drink coffee, but I like watching giant coffee cups dance. Another guy or girl was dressed in a costume reminiscent of Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars. His name, I was told, was Petey, and he was the mascot for Canobie Lake Park in Salem. I went there for my high school trip in the sixties, but haven’t been back. Petey held up two of his four fingers in a peace sign gesture. Like the dancing coffee cup, Petey apparently could not speak.
WATCH THE VIDEO on Boston Fox25 TV
“Excuse me,” his/her friend said. ”Petey says there are TWO mascots at the park.” Petey nodded in agreement. There wasn’t much left to say. My wife registered to win a free car and we waited near the white goat. The sun was just breaking through the clouds.


BOSTON FOX25 CONTINUED NEXT PAGE
FOX NEWS ZIP TRIP TO PORTSMOUTH, NH (Continued)
A couple of minutes before air time I was settled into a tall deck chair next to Doug VB Goudie. I hadn’t heard of him and he hadn’t heard of me. According to his Fox News bio, VB – as he likes to be called – hosts a segment entitled “Let It Rip” where “his daily opinions push the boundaries of regular news.” His strong opinions on hot-button issues, the Web site says, may make you want to scream at your television set. I guess that’s why I watch PBS.
He didn’t seem that scary to me as we chatted. Nice guy. There was no prep, no make-up, no pep talk. Somebody just handed me a wireless microphone with instructions to turn the Fox25 logo toward the camera. At the cue from the producer, VB amped up to three times his previous energy level, plugged in his broadcaster voice, and had at me.



The questions were actually pretty tough, but apparently I managed not to disgrace myself. You can see the whole thing on the FOX25 Web site. I was presented with a free tote bag full of convenience store items from Tedeschi Food Shops. Then I posed for PR shots with VB and the Tedeschi reps. Next up was philanthropist Jameson French who did a great job telling “the Portsmouth story.” Jameson got a plaque for being a local hero.


I was home by just after 8am. On TV, VB was doing a live interview with Chris Wallace in Washington, DC from his deck chair at Strawbery Banke. Very impressive technology. They were talking about the trial of presidential candidate John Edwards who had just been acquitted of mishandling secret campaign funds to keep his wife, who was dying of cancer, from finding out that he had fathered a child during an illicit love affair. Those Democrats, they’re all the same! There was news about a car crash, a murder, a robbery, then a harangue on the evils of Obama – same-old same-old.
I guess it was a good thing – all that technology coming to town. I hope a few new people who watch Fox learned about Portsmouth for the first time. I hope they get in their cars and come up here to share the town we’ve built. I hope our town makes them happy. And I still don’t understand why people live anywhere else.
© 2012 by J. Dennis Robinson. All rights reserved by SeacaostNH.com
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